Thursday, April 28, 2011

Bonjour Bitches!

Welcome! Welcome! Listen my little bitches, after years of people telling me I should start a blog, here it is. Yes,its true, I'm pretty witty. And yes, its more than true that I have a hard time keeping my mouth shut about rumors, gossip, life (not to mention keeping the look off my face), but I thought I would talk about things I love...anything from Hermes,tennis, television, movies, Paris, Karl Lagerfeld, Anna Wintour. That doesn't mean I won't gossip. Or tell rumors. And I'm not going to lie, of the things just listed, Karl might be the thing I love the most. There is something so genius and delicious with just a touch of the crazy. And, given the news today that he made a life size chocolate replica of his "muse", Baptiste Giabiconi, with life size bulge in his panties, I think we should start with him.



If you have never seen "Lagerfeld: Confidential", you are seriously missing out. Recommended by my bestie, Poodle (who's genius will blow your mind), cronicles Uncle Karl while he gets ready for Paris fashion week circa2005/ 2006. Gems pulled from this amazing film: Karl loves ipods, rings, books - in excess...like could possibly be on a show of Horders (insert creepy theme music here); Karl hates to be bored...it detests him...its so de mode, and when ever he flies he carries around a pillow to keep on his stomach to cure his neverousness (which is something I totally do! Its fate. We should totally be friends).


Since this is the first post, I'm going to keep it rather short and leave you with things I am loving and a Karl quote, so you too can understand his genius.



"I never smoke. I never drank and I never took drugs. The funny thing is, there is nothing more boring, people like this. For me, its okay. But most of my friends, at least they smoke and drink." Sing it to the lord Karl.


Loving:

AMC's The Killing

HBO's Game of Thrones

the Chloe handbag my boss just bought. We hate her/want to be her.

the new line of Hermes scarves I've been drooling over

the promise of cooler days

my new Lilly sandals

annnnnnnd that in about 10 hours, maybe this wedding of prince william will be off the air. Holler Prince Harry!

1 comment:

Mo said...

"Horder"... really??? That's about the funniest thing I've ever said... er, heard. Love ya!