the dc prom

Saturday was cold and rainy in the nation's capital and it made my heart warm knowing that all these celebrities would be miserable. As you all know, my invite wasn't delivered so I couldn't stand in person at the Hilton and impose my fashion "ehhh" face to those who needed it. Let's do a run down of the night shall we?

Arianna Huffington
WOOOOF. I give you snaps for using color, but holy crapballs - no.

Elizabeth Banks
FLAWLESS.

Elle Macpherson
SHUT. IT. DOWN.

Gayle King
Oh honey. No.



Alicia Keys
Seems Alicia broke away from her delicious dinner at Fudruckers to attend this
little dinner down the street. This is something you would wear to the mall, not a black tie gala.



Ivanka Trump
You go Glenn Coco.

Kate Hudson
LOVE everything about this. The hair, the dress, EVERYTHING.



Mama Kris and little Kimmy Sue
Listen, this is about as demure as both get.
HOWEVER, should mom have been wearing a bra - absolutely.

Lindsey Lohan
I expected worse from her. She actually looks good.
She looks healthy and her hair is back to a normal color.

Sooki
What is with the shit-eating smirk? I guess she did an okay job being preggers and all.
I'm so over True Blood that I have no idea why they would be invited again this year.

Tory Burch.
Listen, me and Tory need to sit down and have a little talk about
how TB has lost her fucking mind. Everytime I turn around, she has upped the prices on her
mediocre stuff. One trip to her store this weekend and I wanted to claw my eyes out.

Martha Stewart
Um. No words.

PEEEEEETA
Again, if he wasn't 19 and 4'11, I would have already
made him by baby daddy.

Rachel Zoe
I wish you could have seen me Saturday morning when I heard RZ
was attending the dinner. I almost had a meltdown.
Not because I love her (which I do!), but who the fuck invited RZ and not me?
Also, Rachel dear, eat a burger or something. Your gauntess is disgusting.

Ladies and gentlemen, Sigourny Weaver in her next role as the Statue of Liberty.
AWFUL.

Claire Danes
Sloppy, sloppy, sloppy.

Goldie Hawn
CUT YOUR BANGS. I just can't with this woman anymore.

XO,
B

Photos: hollywoodreporter.com

armani loves plums

Paris fashion week has started and in honor of that, I give you a brief recap of Rachel Zoe from last night. I missed last week's episode, but I'm sure it was all about "babe, baby, and joey" because that's what every episode is about.  It used to be that this show was about fashion and the celebrities that RZinc. dressed. But now the show has turned into Rachel Zoe television diary.  Not that she isn't beyond interesting - because she is - but I miss the dresses and I miss the celebrities.  Kim Kardashian doesn't count. I also miss that Rodger, "Rodge", had his own job and his own life and wasn't constantly all up in RZ's business. But those days are gone...

RZ tells you every 2.3 minutes that she is preggers. Knocked up. Bun in the oven. I keep thinking that maybe its the way the show is edited, but I honestly believe that she forgets and has to be reminded every 2.3 minutes that she is, indeed, pregnant. She also works a lot. Like, oh my god ya'll, A LOT. And she reminds us of this every 7 seconds.  So between being pregnant, working a more than full time job, telling everyone she is pregnant and working a full time job, the girl is exhausted.

If only she could just relax. She needs to calm down and relax. Not worry about anything and relax. And this is what Rodge tells us...over and over. There is a constant theme of repetition in this show. But Rodge throws all of that to the wind because he and his boyz are reliving the Hangover and doing Vegas big. Other than all his talk of RZ and the baby, Rodge and his boyz look like they would be fun to party in Vegas with. Yes? I mean, private jets, hot friends, suits at the Palms, presents from Hermes. Sounds like a pretty amazing 24 hours.  Homeboy can drink. I was seriously impressed.

Is anyone else annoyed by Joey? Other than Jeremiah? Joey has become super over the top this season and he reallllly needs to cool it with the botox. I need his forehead to move just a bit.

XO,
B

"teatherball is for poor people"

Oh lord ya'll! Rachel Zoe is back! And I, for one, couldn't be happier. When the Open canceled play due to rain last night, I was wondering what the hell I was going to do and then I remembered the Zoe. DEAD.

It's the start of season 4 and the producers basically made us hit the ground running.  There was a little recap but within the first five minutes we find out that gasp! Rachel is preggers and gasp! Brad left. Let's talk about the first gasp! Not only is she knocked up, but we find out that she is 6 months pregnant and it looks as if she's only gained 10 pounds. But that's fine, because for the first time in awhile,  I think she looks healthy. Her face seems to have filled out a bit and its not so droopy. But that might not be pregnancy as much as it is botox.  She seems happy and has a glow that only a mother could have.  But her excitement is definitely over shadowed by Rodger.  Last season the only words Rodge could say were "baby, baby, baby" and he finally got his wish.  And he is beyond thrilled. BEYOND. No hairspray for Rachel's famous coif because she might inhale and kill the baby...Rachel needs to keep her feet up (and did you notice she was wearing flats!)...Rachel shouldn't work so hard.  I don't know how Rachel does it - working and living with Rodge, because as cute as he is, I would have killed him already.

So Brad left. Sad. But truth be told, he was starting to irk my nerves last season.  It never seemed as if he did any work except boss poor Jordan around. So the story goes that he sat R&R down and told them the styling life was leaving little time for his personal life and he wanted to find a new direction.  Of course R&R understood this and were okay with his choice. Then (dah dah dahhhhh) they find out he lied and not only is he styling, but he's stealing clients from Rachel.  Don't quote me on this, but I think he stole Demi. Does that sound right to anyone else? It was either her or Jennifer Gardner, but if you've seen JG lately, you know her only stylist is Dress Barn.

The hunt is on for a new assistant...and they interview 2 people.  In a town as big as LA with people dying to work for RZ (me! me! me!), how do you possibly only interview 2 people??  One girl who was cute as could be - like a young rachel, who knew about styling and brands, and an adorable gay with no real fashion experience.  The gay won...because he had a "sunny disposition" (a term which I will be using non-stop). Is it me or did Jeremiah have a bit of a heroin eye?  And who wears a chambray shirt to an interview? I loved his expressions watching R&R interview him.  They both have gone round the bend. But he is totally adorable and I will enjoy watching him this season. 


I made two notations while watching the show last night:
"Mandana = crazy Persian." and "Holy bananas. I want to buy a house from realtor Fred."

Shut. It. Down,
XO Bunny