guess who's back?

It's me! It's me! Whoa...I feel like I've been gone forever. That "quick" beach trip wore me out ya'll. I am exhausted. And I got stung by a bee. On the bottom of my foot. In a car. I thought maybe I had stepped on a rock in my Jack Rogers, until my sister screamed "BEEEEEEE" and then I knew that he had violated my body. Do you think its true that after a bee stings, he dies?  Well I do. And I hope he thought my poor little foot was worth it.

Well, what can I say about vacay?  If you love white trash people then Virginia Beach is for you. If you like laying on a beach, relaxing, reading a book with no one around, then this is not the place for you. Ugh. After I left I felt like I need a bath of purell. But it was nice to be on the beach, under my little cabana.  The only thing missing was the cabana boy with the spray Evian. I knew I forgot to pack something.

So what did I miss? Other than the economy collapsing? All I wanted was for a quiet August with no traffic. Congress is out of session and these should be the days of 10-4, the lazy days of summer. Le sigh...

XO,
Bunny

weekend hijinxs

I am dying laughing over the reactions of Lady LaLa's post.  Especially New Girls, because homegirl is pissed. HAHA...ahhh....still making me laugh. But uh, eek. I was a little off on the numbers of the posts.  This one makes #94. So Lala, we can try again later in the week for the big 100 (so exciting!)

I hope everyone had a nice weekend...indoors. I'm over the heat...and I'm over the weather men who keep talking about a 'cold front'.  But when that cold front is 95 instead of 105, it makes me want to punch them in the throat. With an open fist. Because that is ladylike.

My friend DS is in town for the month from Afghanistan....or what he now refers to as "home". Don't get me started.  But he is mean, bitter and hysterical - just like me - so we had a good weekend. I dragged him to Captain America 3D so we could watch Richard Armitage's 4 minutes on screen. I mean, wtf. I've been hearing all about his great character and how hard he studied for it, but if you had to go to the bathroom, you missed the whole scene. Very disappointing, but ridiculously hot even if he was a nazi.  I give the move a solid B. Chris Evans is just so brutally good looking that he makes up for the "whhhhaaaatttt??" at the end (no spoilers).

We also saw Horrible Bosses. While I thought it was super funny, I almost wanted it to be even funnier.  Charlie Day's voice started to grate on my nerves about 45 minutes into the movie, so by the end I was running for the exit. And I didn't really get why JAniston was all up in his shit.  He wasn't that cute. Actually someone in the movie called him a gerbil and that's exactly what he was.  But Jason Bateman was yum, yum, good as always.  I reallllly want there to be an Arrested Development movie STAT.

The other funny thing I have to mention...Poodle, LH, and myself stumbled into this bar Saturday night. Sitting on the bar was a punch bowl. Odd. Then there was a big man sitting at the bar with a t-shirt that advertised if you dialed a certain number, he would teach you how to drive a "big-rig". Thennnnn, I looked up and saw that the bartender was wearing an eye patch. I looked at LH and Poodle and told them that if I was supposed to behave, this was not going to be the place.  It was like a freak show. So we turned on our heels and left....and it was probably the smartest thing we could have done. True story.

XO,
Bunny

Another day...another dollar.

How was everyone's weekend? Mine was pretty low key and I tried to sleep as much as possible to get rid of this cold that's about to start.  I hate summer colds. They are the worst.

I saw Harry Potter this weekend and what can I say other than EPIC? It was so good. I cried, I laughed, I then cried some more. I paid the extra money and saw it in 3D...and it was totally worth it. I know the cheese stands alone here, but Snape is my favorite character.  I love his story line, I love the tragedy of it, I love the pain, and I love the actor. Just thinking about it now, makes me want to go back to the theatre and cry some more.

Tough loss for the USA women's soccer team.  I don't really follow soccer or know what the hell they do other than run around, but I watched the last 2 games and enjoyed it.  This is not to say I will watch more, but I enjoyed what I watched.  PS - Did the goalie for Japan look like a Monchichi to anyone else?

I'm not being mean...just stating a fact.

Speaking of being mean, I've decided that I have been to hard on the girl that we call "White Bread".  She really has done nothing to me, other than dress like a 80 year old and wear white shoes, but I have this irrational dislike of her.  You see, I can create stories in my head...like, intricate, delicately woven stories.  Most of which are in no way factual.  Kind of like my story of White Bread seducing Baby Boy that I have created. I won't go into the details...nor will I discuss the Boy because its too painful, but I am going to try and stop hating her.  This means no more stare downs at the bar and actually responding to emails when she sends them.  I'll keep you informed on how this all works out. It's going to be like a full time job NOT to hate her.

I'll talk about True Blood tomorrow...got to space out these posts. But I'll leave you with some music:

XOXO,
Bunny