Monday, August 8, 2011

I'm at the beach and you're not

Aw! Don't be too jealous. It's not like I'm in the Hamptons or something amazing.  Just a quick trip to get out of the city for a few days...and hopefully see my sister get eaten by a shark. Kidding.

In the mean time, I've set up timed posts so you're never really without me.  Yay!

Let's talk about this Josh Charles interview and what you think about it. 1. The pictures are very nice to look at, but I'm concerned about his eating. Or his lack thereof.  Just because you are dating a former ballerina doesn't mean you shouldn't consume anything. 2. His hair looks great in this article. 3. There is something just a little off with his face.  I can't quite put my finger on it. Thoughts?

XO,
Bunny

Friday, August 5, 2011

this just in...

After withdrawing from Legg Mason yesterday with a pulled something, Jurgen Melzer is just walking around DC today...and probably will be for the weekend.  He said, via the tweetsies, he thinks his next playing opportunity will be Cincy which is in two weeks.  So, if you are out and about and see this guy, give him a holler for me!
XOXO,
B

I'm in a bad mood

I know its stupid, but the fact that Rafael Nadal is no longer writing his facebook posts has me on the edge of depression. Not only that, but he finally caved to twitter...so I caved to twitter and actually updated my account that has been dormant for about a year.  You can follow me... @bunnydunn ...but I promise you it will be nothing like the blog.  I mean, what the hell is a hash tag anyways? But back to Rafa. The new person, and it has to be a girl, who is updating the post uses emoticons. WTF. Rafael Nadal would never make this ;)  (and that literally just took me about 3 minutes to figure out how to do that). If you are a man, you should absolutely never make those. If you are a guy and send me a text with a smiley, you have already lost points with me. Once upon a time, I worked with a guy who once sent me an email and ended the note with fifteen smiley faces. I instantly hated him.  And it was my subconscious alerting me to  his douchebaggery.  Because in the end, he was a DB. And everyone hated him. And everyone was jealous that I knew he was a DB before they did.

So to my dear, sweet Rafa, please...for the love of god, fire the new girl and hire this girl. Your posts/tweets would win awards. They might also win restraining orders.

XO,
Bunny

Thursday, August 4, 2011

its beginning to look a lot like I'll be broke for christmas

Ooooh look kiddies! Karl made pretties!

Damn you Karl Lagerfeld and knowing exactly what I want before I know what I want.  Everything for his collection at, gag Macy's, is classic perfection. Black, tweed, sheer - these are not pieces that you will need to throw out after next season.  But you can throw them out if you want, because homeboy actually *did* make them affordable.  The highest priced item is $170. Mere chump change.  I definitely want the Karl tank top, all the tights, the black dress with white collar, the large sunnys, that killer scarf at $49 (take a lesson Hermes), and that high collared white shirt...because I want to be just like Karl.

Say - isn't that one of the Kardashian babies modeling? And that flowy pink dress looks like it came out of Katie Middleton's closet, doesn't it? 

 

Sorry the pictures look screwy - they are perfectly lined up on my screen.
XO, B
Photos: Macys

lagerfeld thursdayyyyy

I should record how I sing "lagerfeld thursdayyyyy" so you know how cute and adorable I say it. I should trademark it, its that amazing.

Quote of the day - Karl speaking about his new line created for Macy's:

"To me Macy's is the perfect department store in the US where everybody can find what they're looking for without ruining their budget." - Karl Lagerfeld

To those who don't speak Karl's language, let me translate. "Macy' is a dumpy, poor, nasty, dirty store.  And Americans are dumpy, poor, nasty, poor, fat, poor, fashion challenged and poor. So I created a poor line because I'm rich and I was bored. Macy's is so demode." - Karl by Bunny

You're welcome.

Wednesday, August 3, 2011

fifty nifty united states

When the "New Girl" moved in, we were all concerned about how she was going to fit in to the group.  When she ordered a 1950's huge cork board, we all were a little concerned, did a gasp and bit our knuckle.  When the wall sized map of the United States showed up....well...we knew she was crazy and did what one does with a large oversized map and started defacing it.  It all started out with a bright orange post it saying "baby boy" located in Milwaukee. Over the past couple weeks, the ridiculousness of it has grown exponentially. Today I walked in to find a new "bunny" sticker located below the map...somewhere in Mexico aka "hell".

Trust me when I say that when I'm at work, I'm already in hell. But thanks for the vote of encouragement.

Speaking of hell....My never ending campaign to attend my work annual meeting in Orlando is not going so well.  I want to go for a couple of reasons. Number one is the BB. Yes, we broke up but I obviously want him to see me walking around a strange hotel all tan and gorgeous. Two, I want to visit Harry Potter World. And I want a picture of me with a gryffindor scarf, drinking a butter beer, feeling up Draco Malfoy.  Is that too much for a girl to ask for?  The other thing I would do, is drink margaritas with this guy and find out how its acceptable for him to walk around with no pants. I bet you he gets trashed on tequila.
Could you imagine the amazing stories you could tell that start with..."So when in Orlando, I got drunk and hooked up with the mexican donald."? Do you think BB would be jealous at all? Yeah, me neither.

XOXO,
Bunny

Tuesday, August 2, 2011

there aint no cure for the summertime blues

It's been a couple of days since I last checked in and to that I apologize.  I had a slight freakout (read: major panic attack) that I might have had a virus on my laptop, so I ceased and desisted from logging on. But after a visit with our lovely IT people, and there was nothing to worry about.  And obviously, Lady Lala fell down on the job, stepping up when I was silent. Shame on you and your alleged "school".

Because the one and only Baby Boy is walking around looking ADORABLE today, I give you this. Because obvi I need to give all my attention to him.

Check out #1...my all time favorite character from my all time favorite movie. Its been said that we're a lot alike.  So it also probably means I have the same issues.
 http://www.cracked.com/article_19336_6-beloved-characters-that-had-undiagnosed-mental-illnesses.html

XO,
B