First, there was "toe cleavage". Now, it's "toe-besity". I swear I'm not even making this up. Good Morning America, whose ego on the ratings bump over the Today show has run amok and is now on 6 hours a day, covered the madness Thursday morning.
I don't know what to write about this. Are we as a society so vain that we are now fixing our toe width? Isn't there something better you could do with your time? Like, I don't know, feed orphans or volunteer at a shelter? I was behind toe cleavage, but this is too much. It's just one more body image thing for me to freak out over.