I hope each of you has banked hours of Olympic view time. If not, there is something wrong with you and the state department will be by anytime now to revoke your citizenship. There really is something so satisfying about beating other countries to prove that we are the greatest. I mean, how awesome was it to watch those Russian girls cry last night after losing the gold to the USA gymnastics team?!
I was starting to become a touch over saturated with Michael Phelps and Ryan Lochte, until yesterday when Ryan described what his perfect girl would wear...white jeans. LOVE HIM. And his sweet little mother cannot keep her mouth shut saying he doesn't date because he's too busy, but he's been on plenty of "one night stands" as she calls them (I think she means first dates). If I ever made it to the Olympics, keeping my "chatty Kathy" quiet would be a gold medal event to be sure. Watch the link above if you need more Ryan in your life or just want to know more about that awful grill.
Also - can we talk about the horrible NBC promos for their new shows? I love Matthew Perry - seriously j'adore him - but these commercials will be on longer than the actual show. And that little monkey show? When the previews aren't remotely funny, the show definitely won't be.
AND last and a day early, my bestie Karl is in hot water again for talking shit about Pippa Middleton. Everything he says is true, but yet people are up in arms over him. "Kate Middleton has a nice silhouette and she is the right girl for that boy,” he said to The Sun. “I like that kind of woman, I like romantic beauties. On the other hand, her sister struggles. I don't like the sister's face. She should only show her back." I hear you Karl.
Back to watching swimming - USA! USA! USA!