Tuesday, April 17, 2012

"starships were meant to fly"

Work is crazy, there are spaceships flying over the Capitol, I'm in detox from the weekend and now poor from spending a shit ton of money at the Nats games on Friday AND Saturday. I'm so athletic.

I wanted to call your attention to this latest story that's going around this week - losing 20 lbs in 10 days. Feeding tubes are apparently all the rage. I don't even understand this. Do these people work? How do they explain the tube coming out of their nose? And once the tube comes out, how do you not gain the weight right back? If I walked into the office like this, I can guarantee people would make a scene and talk shit.


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