This just in: I'm materialistic. I'm also not well liked. According to this morning's faciniating article in the NYT, if you would rather have a new dress over a trip, then you are obviously depressed and unhappy with your life. I actually kind of see this...it's why when I'm depressed I buy myself something great, usually to take it back once the high has worn off. Just more great news that I'll probally die alone. At least I'll look good when I'm living with my 100 cats. Just kidding...I hate cats.