Schiavooooneeee lesbeeoneee. She terrifies me. She has a wart in the middle of her chin. She looks like Mrs. Gulch from the Wizard of Oz. She grunts so loud on the court. Her arms are tiny but all muscle. But whoa, can she play.
So, I was going to list my top 5 men and women, but I only have 3 women I like. You won't see on this list Andy Roddick, Venus and Serena Williams, and Andy Murray. Sorry to the Brits, but I can't stand Andy Murray. It's a fairly recently dislike. It started at the Australian Open when he felt that the title was owed to him. Blech. I hate the Williams sisters and I hate their stupid costumes. So there.
Like my boy Nadal, Ferrer is also from Spain. Nothing really to report on him, but the picture is for Matt. Enjoy.
At this point everyone knows I love Novak and Nadal, so I won't post anything about them. But I want to add, that while it is sad, I am a 'fan' of Rafael Nadal's on facebook. He doesn't have a twitter and his camp keeps his FB updated pretty well - posting video's, updated statuses, and pictures. Take this one for example that ended up on my news feed tonight. Don't think I didn't squeal a little. GODDAMN Carlos Costa. I wish I was sitting in that empty seat....and now I want pasta for dinner.
Photo credit: Getty images, Rafael Nadal Facebook