Monday, June 6, 2011

well, well, well

Anthony Weiner, I told you.  You should have kept your mouth shut and your face off of tv, because jeepers creepers this situation is getting worse by the second. The ladies are coming out of every crack and crevasse.

Today, every one's favorite NY pencil-neck jew admitted that he has been having on-line relationships with 6 women for as many as 3 years...and that his wife knew about it...before the marriage.  Listen...I am not the worlds expert in relationships and I do have questionable morals, but while this is definitely a PG scandal, it's the dumbest thing I have ever seen.  As I always say, "go hard or go home". For one, he isn't hot. In fact, he isn't remotely cute.  Second, to the wife - you are intelligent, you are smart and in no way did you need this crap. As soon as he said he hasn't had sexual relations outside of his marriage, he walked into it.  By week's end there will be a story about how that isn't true.  Just you's the Washington way.

Now, how come Congressman Christopher Lee resigned after his one g-rated picture came out on Gawker, but Weiner with his many pictures is still standing?  I don't get it. And why is his neck so small?!?

To the following Congressmen, you don't have to send pictures, just give me a call:  Rep. Tim Ryan, Rep. Ron Kind, Rep. Jim Himes, Sen. John Thune.  Oh and Rep. Aaron Schock, both Poodle and Fancy Nancy would like a go at you.  And when your scandal comes out (hahaha...literally and figuratively) try to keep the chit-chat to a minimum.

Soon to be Mrs. Bunny Ryan

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