Friday, June 3, 2011

let's talk about sex baby

Weiner's wiener. Weinergate. Lord, I love a congressional scandal! The congressman's dong is rocking the nation...well at least inside the beltway. It started this past weekend when this picture was tweeted to a girl in Seattle who once said that the congressman was her "boyfriend".
After the picture appeared on Twitter, it was removed and Weiner posted that his account had been hacked. He met with press twice on Tuesday but never confirmed or denied the allegations.  Then he got angry they were asking questions and ran back to his office.  Yesterday he said that the picture may be his.  So which is it big man?  At dinner last night, there was a detective dick discussion had by Fancy Nancy, The Dutchess and I.  Fancy Nancy pulled the picture up on his phone and gave an in-depth presentation about how erect the penis was and how you could tell that Weiner had been circumcised....to which I replied, of course he's cut.  He's a jew. But one should never argue about dick with Fancy Nancy because girl knows his stuff.  now the congressman is calling the po-po for reporters that show up at his office. Dude...let me break it down for you.  STOP TALKING. Stop making your press secretary have panic attacks. Stay in your office. Take that pencil neck of yours and disappear for a week...no public appearances. The story will die down because someone else in the political arena will do something worse...its inevitable.

Remember to keep it in your pants,
Bunny
XO

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

I started to talk with the Grand Duke (not titled by birth, of course, but regal nonetheless)about it last night. He belted out many laughs at Fancy Nancy's expertise (lovingly of course). Mother told us long ago, before days of digital cameras and photo shop (and before we had even blossomed, so to speak) to never give portraits or pictures to nayone we didn't trust because they could "stick our faces on someone's naked body". These guys and gals aren't arrogant and drunk with power, they are STUPId, DUMB, IDIOTS who clearly weren't reared (Fancy Nacy, don't get excited -- it's not what you think!) properly.
beucou bisous
/s/ TGD

Anonymous said...

(re-posting; hit "post' too soon)
I started to talk with the Grand Duke (not titled by birth, of course, but regal nonetheless)about it last night. He belted out many laughs at Fancy Nancy's expertise (lovingly of course). Mother told us long ago, before days of digital cameras and photo shop (and before we had even blossomed, so to speak) to never give portraits or pictures to anyone we didn't trust because they could "stick our faces on someone's naked body". These guys and gals just snap photos and send them to intimate ones and strangers alike willy (now now Fancy Nancy) nilly. They aren't arrogant and drunk with power, they are STUPID, DUMB, IDIOTS who clearly weren't reared (Fancy Nancy, don't get excited -- it's not what you think!) properly.
beaucoup bisous
/s/ TGD